......MODERN RAMAYANA......

Bada suna tha ayodiya ka naam. jahan rahte the GOD shree RAM king the vahan bhi ek , DASHRATH tha jinka naam. navabjade the ukne char BHARAT,LAKSHMAN,SHATRUGNA or SHREE RAM.charo farmate sleepwell k bistar par aram.masti mein charo jite thai kyonki daily limca jo pite thai.kuch dino badh vahnn koi letter aya.VALMIKI ne unhe training par bulaya.
DASHRATH ne charo ko bulvaya or yaha order farmaya. DASHRATH bola putraon jadi pahan lo raymond k suit, bata k buut,tumhari shyam vali flight kahin jaye na chuth.bata k shoe pahan kar sab ho gaye tayyar.ab to bas shyam vali flight ka tha intzar.VALMIKI k yaan pahuch te hi sabko pilayi cocacola,VALMIKI aya or sabko hi-hello bola.agle din VALMIKI ne di sabko advice videocon k tiir kharide ve hai sab se nice,samsung ka kaman khareda uska kam hai price.
class khatam hote hi kuch dino mein pura hua course. train ayodiya station par ayi.charo ne ek kachori khayi or ghar ko dor lagayi. dhire dhire sita ki shadi ka time aya , JANAK ne yahh message SHREE RAM tak pahuchaya.RAM pahle thode sharmaye, fir thoda lajjayen, fir lux se nahayen ponds cream k ki malish, ki liberty shoes par polish, perfume k ki kapdo par bhochar or ho gaye taiyyar. jaise hi indica ne banglalow par pahuchaya , drawing room mein ek bada sa dhanush paya.jaise hi RAM ne SITA ko dund ne k liye apni nazar idhar udhar dali.puchne par paya gaya SITA gayi thi beauty parler , fir sabhi candi ko pilayi gayi coffee kyonki danush todne k compitition mein ab samay nahi tha baki.sabhi ne yaad kiya apne apne god ko koi bhi na thod paya fevicol ke jodh ko.dhire dhire RAM ki bari ayi , sabse pahle unhone ek sode ki bottle mangvayi. pite hi ek botal soda aissa nasha chaya ki pal bhar mein dhanuch thod dala.
SITA ki ho gayi jhat mangni paat biyaha or dahej mein de di gayi do mercedes car.
udha DASHRATH ko ye farman sunana pada SITA or RAM ko 14 varsh ke honey moon par jana pada ,udhar DASHRATH ne ek city mobile RAM ko thama diya or hotel panchvati mein ek room book kara diya. kuch dino badh mini skirt mein SURPARNKHA ayi. dekh RAM ko killer type mein muskurayi jab SURPARNKHA ne LAKSHMAN par buri nazar dali , LAKSHMAN ne uski naak kat dali. udhar SURPARNKHA kinetic par savar ho bethi. SITA ko kidnep karo is baat par ard bethi. udhar RAM or LAKSMAN ke picche se RAVAN helicpoter le kar aya or dur khadi SITA ko apne pas bulaya. SITA ko bha gaya helicopter ka naya model. SITA boli hai RAVAN koi nai film dikhane le chal. udha SITA k ghum ho jane par LAKSHMAN ne police mein report likhavayi. durabin or mic se gali gali mein avaj lagayi. itne mein HANUMAN lekar aya khabar ek dum right, SITA or RAVAN dekh rahe hai maya mandir mein sunny deol ki fight, fir sabne apni apni banduk uthayi ,itne mein picche se SUGRIV ki avaj ayi.
pahle mere pas aoo britania tigar k biscuit khao fir ladayi mein jao. uddha mein RAM ne kiya RAVAN ko challenge , RAVAN bola bahiya please kar lo teer x-change. are teer x-change to ek bahana tha. daresal RAVAN ko RAM ke hathon svarg ko jo jana tha. udhha hua khatam. RAM or RAVAN ki sena boli.
"WE ARE ALL FRIENDS
YAHIN KHATAM HUA
MODERN RAMAYANA KA AANT"

......HUM KYA BATAYE INHONE UNKA KITNA KHAYAL RAKKHA THA......

@FUN@

~~hum kya bataye inhone unka kitna khayal rakkha tha
jab vo school mein padte thi to mungfali vo khud khaya karti thi
chhilke unse uthvaya karti thi.
un chhilke k boron ko aj tak unhone unki chhat par
sambhal kar rakkha hai


hum kya bataye inhone unka kitnaa khayal rakkha hai.


~~jab vo college mein aye to apni saheli ki sari udhar
mangkar pahan kar aye.
usne apni sari jhadi mein uljhayi , us sari k liye
unhone apni wagonR bikvayi , vaha sari to nahi
uske faul ko almari mein aj tak
sambhal kar rakkha hai.


hum kya bataye inhone unka kitnaa khayal rakkha hai.


~~ek din raat ko chori chori chupke vo humse milne ayi
thodi sharmayi , thodi lajjayi , tabhi usne uski
zulfon ko hamare kanddhon par rakkha.
un zulfon se ek ju ka joda hamare kandhon par aa gira
in juon ko to nahi unki auladon ko aj tak sambhal kar rakkha hai.


hum kya bataye inhone unka kitnaa khayal rakkha hai.

......JUST REMEMBER THOSE FUNNY DAYS......

1. On being Late:

"Kab shuru hui class?"
"Attendance ho gayi kya??"
"Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar"
"Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu.......... bolna ....... kal kya
padaya tha isne"
"Ek page de na........... abey pen bhi to de, nahi to kisse
likhunga......."
" koi subah kaise aa sakta hai........"
"wo bhi iss class ke liye "


2. During the lecture:

"Yesss!!!! Sirrr.......The answer is
........huuuummmmm.......aaaaaaaa............."
"No sir.....I know the answer ......sir...."
"Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai"
"Abe lecture ko maar goli..... Anjali kya lag rahi hai aaj........"
"Uski tshirt pe kya likha hai dekh"
"Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha kya.......gadha......."
"Kya bore kar raha hai. Bola tha canteen chalte hain .."
"Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go now!!!"


3. Lab:

"Expt. 2 likha??"
"last time tu aaya the kya?""
"Karna kya hai??"
"Yeh bhai.....merko pata hota to tere pass kyon aata........"
"Areee tu to bura maan gaya .......chal dikha na.....bhau kyo kata
hai...."


4. Sessionals Test:

"sessionals test???? ......Aree yaar...... "
"Kya....... abe unit test mein itna sara topic hai to final mein kya
hoga...."
"Oye Sushil kaha hai......uska roll number mere baad hai.......wo nahi
aaya to mein pakka fail...."
After test......
"yaar pada tha....recall nahi kar paya.......chhod na ....... Canteen
chalega..." SAHI !!


5. For attendance

"I was in the class, attendence bolna bhool gaya "
"Oye usko thoda khush kar list se tera naam hata dega........."
"Bola tha proxy regularly maar........ Saale tera class karne ka kya
faida hua....."


6. Late submission of assignments:

" Maine us ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein
submit kar dena"
"Ab mein kya karu usne mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya........"
"They should allow XEROX........sala system hi kharab hai "


7 . After exam:

"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya? Shitt..."
"kya bol raha hai yaar..aise karna tha kya"
"1st mein 3 marks.....2nd mein 0.......3rd mein 2.......
Gaya..........fail pakka......."
"Yaar notice lagte hi hata dena.........wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh
kar......"


8 . VIVA (b4 exam):

"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga"
"Aeee.......Akash......terese kya kya poocha....mood kaisa hai.."
"External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya......."
"Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak
preparation nahi hui hai"


9 . Submission:

"Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"
"kaat kaat ke likh le...kaon padhta hai"
"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"
"Jai ho computer baba ki......jai ho Ctrl C - Ctrl V ki......."
"Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"


10 .Copying Assignments:

"Ye tune kya likha hai????"
(The best one)
"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha
hai uska drawing nikal"
"Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"
" Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi kar."
"Koi hint........"
"Are baba ghaseet de........na tu samjega na wo........."


11. Exam:

"Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai
woh NAHI aata hai" ..VERY VERY TRUE !!
"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai yaar....to ab kya poochenge"
"ye last time hi poochha thaa......is baar nahi aana chahiye"
"tere paas is ke notes hai??"
"Neend aa rahi mujhe to...thodi der so jata hoo..utha diyo pakka"
"woh chapter... mark weightage 6 marks... (facial ex-pressions speaks
the story)"
"nahi samjha to rat le" - PERFECT ONE
"Iss paper mein roll number ke kya order hai........"
"Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya........."
I AGREE !! !!


This one is dedicated to all my friends:


"bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai
Aaj har wo din jeene ko man karta hai.
kuch buri batein jo ab acchi lagti hain
kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain.
abki baar class attend karne ka man karta hai
Dopahar ki class mein aakhein band karne ko man karta hai.
Doston ke room ki wo baatein yaad aati hai
exam ke time pe wo hasi mazak yaad aati hai,
college ke paas Jaggi ka dhabe ki yaad aati hai
tab ki bekar lagne wali photos chehre pe hasi laati hai.
Apni galtiyon pe tumse daat khana yaad aata hai.
Par tumhari galti dekhne ka ab bhi mann karta hai.
Ek aisi subah uthne ka mann karta hai
bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai.
bas ek bar aur
wapas lautne ka man karta hai."

......THE UNLUCKY BOYS......

@fun@

~If a girl laughs , she is a jolly person.

If a boy laughs , he is a mannerless.

~If a girl talks , she is witty.

If a boy talks , he is chatter box.

~If a girls loves silence , she is serious.

If a boy loves silence , he is dull.

~If a gil looks at a man , she gives a glare.

If a boy looks at a girl , he is a stare.

~If a girl wears a unique dress , it is a fashion.

If a boy wears a unique dress , he is a joker.

~If a girl group moves together , they join a company.

If a boy group moves together , they becomes a gang.

~~ oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*How unlucky boys are , aren't they..*

......:( smile please ):......

1>@fun@
{ yo newton}

kya ap jante hai ki mahan scientist newton ne sucide kyon kiya ? javab janana chayte ho to suno....>>>
mana jata hai ki vo ek bar bharat aye thai or galti se south ki star rajnikant ki film dekh betthe.rajnikat ke anokhen kartabo ke samne unhen apna knowledge kafi kam laga. aisa unhone kya dekh liya chalo dekhte hai>>>>
ek scene mein vo gunddo se bhid jate hai. laikin unki banduk mein goli nahi hoti hai. achnak ek gunda un par goli chla deta hai rajnikant apni banduk khol uss goli ko apni banduk mein le lete hai or ushi goli se gundo ko shoot kar dete hai..
ek or film mein rajnikant ko brain tumor hota hai. doctor ne unke marne ki goshna kar di thi. ushi dohran vai gundo se bhid jate hai or ek goli unke kano se gusti hui tumor mein hookar nikal jate hai...

or or or or .. kya hona tha,
rajnikant thik ho jate hai..

2>@fun@
{yo chemistry class}

??chemistry k ek student ko pyar ho gaya jarha dekhein vo apne pyar ka ejhhar kaise karta hai>>>>>
ek din practical k waqt najar ayi ek ladki
sundar si nose uski test tube jaisi
baton mein uske glucose si mithas thi
sason mein ethar si khushbu samaye thi
aankhon mein radium sa ehsass hua
aankhan ladi , reaction hua.


fir lagne lage uske ghar k chakkar aise,
nucleus k charo or electron jaise.

ek din hamare test ka information tha
jab uske dad se mera introduction tha
humare baatein sunkar vo aise uchle
jaise ignetion tube mein sodium bhadak uthai.

bolae hosh mai aaoo, pahchano apni aukat
iron kabhi mil nahi sakta gold k sath

is tharah tuth gaya humare armano ka beaker
hum to chup hi rahe , aldehide ka kadva gunt pikar
jindgi ho gayi unsaturated hydrocarban ki tarha
idhar udhar gumta raha avara hydrogen ki tarha.